Anonymous asked:
My friend insists Jodie Whittaker is the Fifteenth Doctor, but everything I see on Tumblr refers to her as the Thirteenth. Can you explain this to me?

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dajo42 answered:

okay these are all the doctors in chronological order in the current canon

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everything was normal until John Hurt, who was a secret incarnation of The Doctor introduced retroactively in 2013

this incarnation didn’t call himself The Doctor during his life, because he didn’t feel like he lived up to the title

so despite Christopher Eccleston being the 10th incarnation of the Doctor, he was still referred to as The 9th Doctor

THEN

during one of David Tennant’s episodes, he gets shot by a dalek for the first time ever and is forced to regenerate, but decides not to change his face by siphoning the regeneration energy into his own disembodied hand which is a fucking long story

the short of it is that David Tennant regenerated into himself

so

David Tennant, known as the 10th Doctor, was actually the 11th and 12th incarnations of The Doctor, but was still known as the 10th Doctor for his whole tenure

so now we’re on Jodie Whittaker right

who

is known as the 13th doctor, because John Hurt wasn’t called The Doctor and David Tennant was still called the 10th Doctor even when he was the 11th and 12th

but technically she is the 15th incarnation of The Doctor and could just as easily be called the 15th Doctor

PUT SIMPLY,,,,,,,,,,,,

Jodie Whittaker plays the 15th incarnation of The Doctor, who has the 14th unique face of The Doctor, but is called the 13th Doctor because John Hurt and the David Tennant Two: The Re-Tennanting don’t count in the number order

i know it’s silly

but you’re both right


ameliaglitter:

I don’t even watch Doctor Who anymore, but I live for the phrase, “David Tennant Two: The Re-Tennanting.”

wet-monsoon:

wet-monsoon:

imagine disney making a lilo and stitch live-action remake and then claiming Diversity Points with “two newly-revealed lgbt characters” and instead of it being pleakley and jumba its two of the aliens that show up at the council meeting with no speaking lines

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i’m at the edge of my fuckin seat here, lads

commandtower-solring-go:

jellies:

jellies:

jellies:

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

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I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

oddly-feminine:
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oddly-feminine:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

the-nekoromancer:

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one-real-summer:

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SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS OFF ME I THINK IVE BROEKN MY HAND

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Speaking of unfortunate acronyms, the one for some new program we’re doing at work is HPV

I cannot remember what the V stands for… Haystack Procedure something or other (haystack being our company name)

Universal Workers Union (UWU)

I just remembered a Real british one that is even better. National Union of Teachers:

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Or NUT.

OH MY GOD

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A college that’s literally UTI

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